There’s a man in the office (not me) who just lets rip as and when he’s gotta let a bumshout out. A lot of people stop what they’re doing and look at him when it happens, but he’s not been reprimanded or anything as far as I know.
Doing this is
The behaviour of a monster
Yes. Sorry I was so harsh in the other thread but you have to respect the rules.
I’m in a busy public/work toilet and I’ve gotta do a butt honk. I
Let rip with careless abandon
Do a near silent, stinky sigh
Time it with the handdryer to mask the sound
Do not do the fart
would rather die than fart in front of people
The behaviour of a monster AND Admirable
You farted and then chat yourself?
anything goes in the toilets.
anything outside the toilets should be subject to a police caution.
I have followed through on a fart recently (ANON)
Do you adjust your behaviour in mixed/gender neutral toilets?
No, I said ANYTHING GOES
I don’t believe anything goes in the first place
i’d be having words with this fella, btw. that’s not on, surely.
its a room that has been constructed with the express purpose of shitting.
Depends on what I’ve eaten
is it common to take a shit in a work toilet?
Someone I know is convinced he didn’t get a gig because the promoter heard him and smelt him do a massive shit
only like to use my own toilet for that stuff
Anon: I have (or have had) line management responsibilities and I’ve had to have a word with a direct report because of something of this ilk (farting, personal hygiene etc)
(Probably best to keep this bit no-chat or SSP at the least)
One of life’s great pleasures shitting and getting paid for it.
Other fun ways to mask the sound of a fart
Cough at the same time
Clap at the same time
Shout “FART” at the same time