Farts! The gas from your bum! (Polls)

There’s a man in the office (not me) who just lets rip as and when he’s gotta let a bumshout out. A lot of people stop what they’re doing and look at him when it happens, but he’s not been reprimanded or anything as far as I know.

Doing this is

  • Fine
  • The behaviour of a monster
  • Admirable
  • Other (specify)

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Yes. Sorry I was so harsh in the other thread but you have to respect the rules.

I’m in a busy public/work toilet and I’ve gotta do a butt honk. I

  • Let rip with careless abandon
  • Do a near silent, stinky sigh
  • Time it with the handdryer to mask the sound
  • Do not do the fart

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would rather die than fart in front of people

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The behaviour of a monster AND Admirable

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You farted and then chat yourself?

anything goes in the toilets.

anything outside the toilets should be subject to a police caution.

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I have followed through on a fart recently (ANON)

  • Massively!
  • Eugh no!

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Just you then.

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Do you adjust your behaviour in mixed/gender neutral toilets?

  • No, I said ANYTHING GOES
  • Yes
  • I don’t believe anything goes in the first place

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i’d be having words with this fella, btw. that’s not on, surely.

its a room that has been constructed with the express purpose of shitting.

Depends on what I’ve eaten

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is it common to take a shit in a work toilet?

yep.

Someone I know is convinced he didn’t get a gig because the promoter heard him and smelt him do a massive shit

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only like to use my own toilet for that stuff

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Anon: I have (or have had) line management responsibilities and I’ve had to have a word with a direct report because of something of this ilk (farting, personal hygiene etc)

(Probably best to keep this bit no-chat or SSP at the least)

  • Yes
  • No

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One of life’s great pleasures shitting and getting paid for it.

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Other fun ways to mask the sound of a fart

  • Cough at the same time
  • Clap at the same time
  • Shout “FART” at the same time

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