Farts! The gas from your bum! (Polls)

Anon: I have (or have had) line management responsibilities and I’ve had to have a word with a direct report because of something of this ilk (farting, personal hygiene etc)

(Probably best to keep this bit no-chat or SSP at the least)

  • Yes
  • No

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One of life’s great pleasures shitting and getting paid for it.

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Other fun ways to mask the sound of a fart

  • Cough at the same time
  • Clap at the same time
  • Shout “FART” at the same time

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Someone took one on our work toilet floor recently. (Not as common)

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I get that some people might have to but I’d be doing my level best to avoid being in that situation

Paidys get me through rhe day

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Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I poop
Whenever I need to due to lactose intolerance

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