#7

Quite a useful piece really, helps me avoid neo-nazis AND artists like Macklemore.

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#8

TWO PEOPLE DID!!!

#9

It’s just a generic male haircut with no signifiers isn’t it? It’s like saying “do these black jeans make me look like a Nazi?”

#10

Its called a ‘Regular’ Haircut

#11

Reichular Haircut

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#12

Its almost like the dank haired writer of the ‘article’ have taken offence how boring it is

#13

*writers

#14

Subthread. What do you ask for when you go to have your hair cut?

For me:

“Grade three back and sides and a bit off the top, please”

#15

Nah, it’s not a standard cut is it? It’s more than a short back and sides.

#18

Heir Off

#19

*Herr (fucked that up)

#20

But not much more. It’s the sort of haircut that you’ll see on everyone from 8 year old boys to lower league footballers to reasonably-dressed 30-something new dads. It’s not as much of a statement as, say, having a mohican or something.

#21

“Like this ~points at head~ just less of it please”

#22

Awooga!

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#23

*a-wig-a

#24

Seems like when this haircut came into fashion it was a godsend for men with curly hair. What did they do in the 90s when it was all about the curtains? Just cry and buy giant vats of hair gel?

(Saw a teenaged boy with curtains the other day. It’s coming back.)

#25

Ha ha ha we’re seeing a resurgence of Nazis so fucking funny hahaha let’s do an article

#26

I see what you did there. Genius.

#27

I said this the other week! Young kids (like 12 - 15) all have curtains and casual sportswear.

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#29

I was going to find a picture of Kenny G with his long curly hair from the 90s to mildly taunt you with then, but when I searched for a pic, he looks at the camera in such a disturbing and unpleasant way I really couldn’t face it. A lucky escape.

Yeah I don’t get their point. The point about these “alt-right” nazis is that they do look like normal people. They have haircuts and clothes that are generally popular, and blend in. That’s the whole point of them.