Its called a ‘Regular’ Haircut

Reichular Haircut

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Its almost like the dank haired writer of the ‘article’ have taken offence how boring it is

*writers

Subthread. What do you ask for when you go to have your hair cut?

For me:

“Grade three back and sides and a bit off the top, please”

Nah, it’s not a standard cut is it? It’s more than a short back and sides.

Heir Off

*Herr (fucked that up)

But not much more. It’s the sort of haircut that you’ll see on everyone from 8 year old boys to lower league footballers to reasonably-dressed 30-something new dads. It’s not as much of a statement as, say, having a mohican or something.

“Like this ~points at head~ just less of it please”

Awooga!

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*a-wig-a

Seems like when this haircut came into fashion it was a godsend for men with curly hair. What did they do in the 90s when it was all about the curtains? Just cry and buy giant vats of hair gel?

(Saw a teenaged boy with curtains the other day. It’s coming back.)

Ha ha ha we’re seeing a resurgence of Nazis so fucking funny hahaha let’s do an article

I see what you did there. Genius.

I said this the other week! Young kids (like 12 - 15) all have curtains and casual sportswear.

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I was going to find a picture of Kenny G with his long curly hair from the 90s to mildly taunt you with then, but when I searched for a pic, he looks at the camera in such a disturbing and unpleasant way I really couldn’t face it. A lucky escape.

Yeah I don’t get their point. The point about these “alt-right” nazis is that they do look like normal people. They have haircuts and clothes that are generally popular, and blend in. That’s the whole point of them.

We need to talk about a haircut.

No, no we don’t.

Should be banned.

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NOW?