My walking shoes are fucking hideous

Black shoes with a blue suit. Like fuck am I wearing brown shoes…

The first rule of fashion is

Jeans and shoes oh yeh (usually black jeans and brown shoes is that better or worse?)

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What’s wrong with brown shoes? Surprisingly strong opinion there.

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Double denim

I reckon that jeans and shoes with a tight white t-shirt which is tucked into the jeans with a brown belt while wearing aviators and having your hair slicked back is a strong look.

I assume this is what you meant.

NO BROWN IN TOWN :rage:

I like to call that a Canadian Tuxedo

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Consider yourself hired as my personal stylist

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wo

once wore a denim jacket

Sometimes I wear two fedoras

sometimes have toothpaste on my jumper and face

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Alright, Taylor Swift

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  1. T-shirt is not tight enough.
  2. Hair is not slicked back.
  3. T-shirt is not tucked in and brought up to nipple height.

Whenever this happens to me I always worry that it looks a bit like cum and hope that other people who have seen it before I did realise that it’s toothpaste and not cum.

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Both on your head?

We were talking about that this morning shrewbs. The boy has got some see through toothpaste that turns blue as you brush. They have managed to find a substance even more indelible than normal toothpaste and he goes off to school covered in blue.