Achieve the same results as chip-shop curry and chips by cooking some oven chips, boiling a kettle and then using the chips to infuse a mug of boiling water
nooo
pls read my edit
Jesus christ
Now youâre talking. If I hadnât promised myself Iâd shift some of the grilled cheese/beer weight I put on during lockdown and be on my way to make one now.
Never order a large meal at McDo. Itâs not filling anyway and initial salty enjoyment of the fries wears off pretty quickly
whip a boiled egg out of your pocket and eat it while youâre waiting for your order
ah. no. basically just lived on spanish and typical british meals tbh.
Itâs my go to naughty snack of choice. It was particularly good with vintage mature cheddar and what was left of the Christmas smoked pork collar from the butchers.
Sh*t, dribbled on my keyboard.
Top tip: work in mcdonalds!
Make your own breakfast and lunches and do whatever you want with them (I had a big mac with quarter pounder patties very often)
Steal a nugget from the nugget draw each time you go past
Eat a Flake and drink a Fruit Shoot every time youâre alone in the stock cupboard
Near the end of the final shift before close? Cook up some treats so you get to take them home
Barbecue base
Reminds me baby of you
Love how many of these are essentially âeat less fast foodâ
This ainât the thread for you, Iâm sure thereâs a museli thread somewhere that you can enjoy
steal loads of cash from the till
More of the burgers, less of the fries
Hotspot pizza in St Neots take all credit cards
*endure
All pizza everywhere can be improved by mayonnaise mixed with hot sauce
so I assumed a worldliness of Young Prof (drill name for you, there) that just wasnât there?
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