What the hey, xc, are you fat-shaming bears!?!
It is our divine right to, as so eloquently put by the author of the article, “[gaze] at pictures of podgy bears in the tundra and forests of Alaska” and then have the internet vote for the fattest. Because this is America, darn it!
So vote for your favourite bear to win the crown of Podgiest of Podges, Ruler of the vast Lands of Lipid.