Any fa(ux)ns?


Only £235. Or £400 if you want the extra large version.


I think it’s the horrible portmanteau/pronunciation of ‘fauxidermy’ that’s bothering me most.


Yeah. Should have called it “taxifakey”, obviously.


What about faxidermy, where you feed a live sheep into a machine and it comes out the other end as an ornament in Phil Collins’ house?