Fauxidermy

#1

https://www.etsy.com/uk/market/fauxidermy

Any fa(ux)ns?

#2

Only £235. Or £400 if you want the extra large version.

#3

I think it’s the horrible portmanteau/pronunciation of ‘fauxidermy’ that’s bothering me most.

#4

Yeah. Should have called it “taxifakey”, obviously.

#5

What about faxidermy, where you feed a live sheep into a machine and it comes out the other end as an ornament in Phil Collins’ house?