#1

Tutankahmum?
Dad’s Army?
Kennedy?
Cockend?

#2

When one of my German pals was getting married, she said she had to go to the church to “take a curse”. At first people thought she got the word for curse and oath mixed up, but it turns out she meant a course in the church’s teachings.

I thought you would enjoy this anecdote.

#3

Fuck

#4

Béla Guttmann

#5

my least favourite is the curse of the plum slate not quite covering the area in the front garden resulting in me needing to purchase a further 1.2 tonnes to complete the job

#6

That is definitely top five for me.

#7

You thought wrong!

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#8

Was a big fan of the Tutankhamen/Pharaoh’s Curse when I was younger, Howard Carter n all that. I remember reading a very convincing account of what befell those who dared to defile the ancient tomb. Was all bollocks though, right?

#9

I also like the Demon Curse in Night Of The Demon.

#10
#11

Chinga

#12

A plague on both your houses!

[Not really. It’s actually cockcheese]

#13

kennedy curse is good
assad curse
king tut is best, didn’t it also sink the titanic or some shit