The whole rush thing. No slow walkers to deal with in the Wild West. No, sirree!
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Lighting your cheroot by striking a match on your boot
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Maybe an opossum is just a possum in a cowboy hat?
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Only speaking in vowels and swear words.
Drinking straight bourbon out of a dirty glass
What’s oppposum? Nothing, what’s opposum with you?
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Entire town closing up so two angry lads can have a shootout on the main street
the riff at 1:19 on this:
A hotel on a roundabout near an industrial estate is the best western
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did you think it was a real cowboy
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Just an unusually hairy cowboy
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The rhythm of the theme to The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada
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A few years ago I won free tickets to see this lot. Was good fun
Yes! Out of tune saloon pianos, especially if they are of the player piano variety.
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I love the wild west scene in The Lego Movie where there’s a pianola playing Everything Is Awesome 
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Calling people “pardner”
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Another vote for the wild west women with their corsets and boobs
Gunslingers doing ‘what a man has to do’
Stray cattle that need lassoing
Spitoons that make a dinging noise
The town undertaker with his tape measure at the ready
Ponchos
The big old steam trains
NOT those things with the see-saw mechanism, that two men power along the tracks. Not those.
Horses hitched up on a post by a trough of water. Gotta be having little chats there, haven’t they? Kike, complaining about their stupid cowboy riders and stuff.
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