The whole rush thing. No slow walkers to deal with in the Wild West. No, sirree!
Lighting your cheroot by striking a match on your boot
Maybe an opossum is just a possum in a cowboy hat?
Only speaking in vowels and swear words.
Drinking straight bourbon out of a dirty glass
What’s oppposum? Nothing, what’s opposum with you?
Entire town closing up so two angry lads can have a shootout on the main street
A hotel on a roundabout near an industrial estate is the best western
did you think it was a real cowboy
Just an unusually hairy cowboy
The rhythm of the theme to The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada
Yes! Out of tune saloon pianos, especially if they are of the player piano variety.
Calling people “pardner”
Another vote for the wild west women with their corsets and boobs
Gunslingers doing ‘what a man has to do’
Stray cattle that need lassoing
Spitoons that make a dinging noise
The town undertaker with his tape measure at the ready
The big old steam trains
NOT those things with the see-saw mechanism, that two men power along the tracks. Not those.
Horses hitched up on a post by a trough of water. Gotta be having little chats there, haven’t they? Kike, complaining about their stupid cowboy riders and stuff.