Throwing my hat on the ground and dancing a jig outta consternation
Shooting at people’s feet, especially older, fatter men not so good on their feet, and making them do a little dance to avoid the shots
Town drunk
This is one of my favourite memes of all time. Advice to live by imho.
Think I learned everything I know about Westerns mostly from Back to the Future 3 and the Wild West episode of Red Dwarf
The bit where technology overtook it and destroyed the old way of life so people stopped wearing those fucking hats
I only just realised it’s a possum. Wonder if it’s that crazy possum lady again
With smoke coming off it!
Horsies
The whole rush thing. No slow walkers to deal with in the Wild West. No, sirree!
Lighting your cheroot by striking a match on your boot
Maybe an opossum is just a possum in a cowboy hat?
Only speaking in vowels and swear words.
Drinking straight bourbon out of a dirty glass
What’s oppposum? Nothing, what’s opposum with you?
Entire town closing up so two angry lads can have a shootout on the main street
A hotel on a roundabout near an industrial estate is the best western
did you think it was a real cowboy