Favourite elements of the Wild West thread

Throwing my hat on the ground and dancing a jig outta consternation

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Shooting at people’s feet, especially older, fatter men not so good on their feet, and making them do a little dance to avoid the shots

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Town drunk

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This is one of my favourite memes of all time. Advice to live by imho.

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Think I learned everything I know about Westerns mostly from Back to the Future 3 and the Wild West episode of Red Dwarf

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The bit where technology overtook it and destroyed the old way of life so people stopped wearing those fucking hats

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I only just realised it’s a possum. Wonder if it’s that crazy possum lady again

With smoke coming off it!

Horsies

The whole rush thing. No slow walkers to deal with in the Wild West. No, sirree!

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Lighting your cheroot by striking a match on your boot

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Maybe an opossum is just a possum in a cowboy hat?

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Only speaking in vowels and swear words.

Drinking straight bourbon out of a dirty glass

What’s oppposum? Nothing, what’s opposum with you?

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Entire town closing up so two angry lads can have a shootout on the main street

the riff at 1:19 on this:

A hotel on a roundabout near an industrial estate is the best western

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did you think it was a real cowboy

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