cockcheese

Friend of mine used to say ‘average jabroni’ quite a lot, quite like that, think it’s a wrestling thing, hopefully not racist

It’s an It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia thing

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reckon my mate’s been saying it longer

‘When a badger gets killed on the road it’s shit comes out of it. You remind me of that shit’

Big fan of “shit for brains”, really descriptive of what the person’s problem is and quite satisfying to say

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Slice, weapon, melt

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כוס אמאכ

(your mother’s vagina)

fuckwit

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Cockwomble
Shitgibbon
fuckwit / fucktard

I called a masterchef contestant ‘dickface’ during the holby city episode. It felt good.

A colleague of mine referred to some people in her office as being a couple of rockets.

It’s the first time I’ve really appreciated the power of rocket as an insult.

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Toilet

Douche / douchebag

Jive waffle

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Dunce/dense.

bellend
flange

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dickhead

standard fayre in glasgow that one, i think

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My sis has recently moved back to Glasgow from 18 years in London and she loves both rocket and especially roaster by way of insult.

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