Big fan of “shit for brains”, really descriptive of what the person’s problem is and quite satisfying to say
Slice, weapon, melt
כוס אמאכ
(your mother’s vagina)
fuckwit
Cockwomble Shitgibbon fuckwit / fucktard
I called a masterchef contestant ‘dickface’ during the holby city episode. It felt good.
A colleague of mine referred to some people in her office as being a couple of rockets.
It’s the first time I’ve really appreciated the power of rocket as an insult.
Toilet
Douche / douchebag
Jive waffle
Dunce/dense.
bellend flange
dickhead
standard fayre in glasgow that one, i think
My sis has recently moved back to Glasgow from 18 years in London and she loves both rocket and especially roaster by way of insult.
Pretty sure any using the suffix “-tard” are #problematic.
custard
I’m going old school these days. Wally, fool and berk are all in heavy rotation.
I’m embracing the impact of a simple ‘dick’. It’s to-the-point, so to speak.
‘Centrist’