I called a masterchef contestant ‘dickface’ during the holby city episode. It felt good.

A colleague of mine referred to some people in her office as being a couple of rockets.

It’s the first time I’ve really appreciated the power of rocket as an insult.

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Toilet

Douche / douchebag

Jive waffle

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Dunce/dense.

bellend
flange

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dickhead

standard fayre in glasgow that one, i think

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My sis has recently moved back to Glasgow from 18 years in London and she loves both rocket and especially roaster by way of insult.

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Pretty sure any using the suffix “-tard” are #problematic.

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custard

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I’m going old school these days. Wally, fool and berk are all in heavy rotation.

I’m embracing the impact of a simple ‘dick’. It’s to-the-point, so to speak.

‘Centrist’

Please someone rename this “Nicknames for Balonz” or similar :laughing:

Where is that debonair man of influence?

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bumhat

Want-wit