🗣 Favourite opening line of a song?

We haven’t done this thread in a while.

You move like I want to
To see like your eyes do

It doesn’t matter if we all die

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Have you ever been close to tragedy, or been close to folks who have?

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“Though majoring in Visual and Environmental Studies”

The Magnetic Fields - How I Failed Ethics

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All of your friends are cunts
Your mother is a ballpoint pen thief

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I don’t believe in an interventionist God,
But I know, darling, that you do.

:broken_heart:

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The police are gonna wound me
The minister will heal me
But I think he’ll do it equally violently

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I fear that I am ordinary just like everyone

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I heard they were taming the shrew
I heard the shrew was you

Fuck you! I wanna fuck you

No Teeth Thumbs Up by GFJD

Jesus fucking Christ, oh God no

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Bruce hated puppies
He thought they ran like fannies

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Oh say I’m not the only one to fill with trepidation
Walking across the forecourt of the fire station

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I’ve got a page one story buried in my yard
I’ve got a troubled mind

Good one. I’ve always enjoyed this:

They came from the conference facility
Where they’d largely ignored jugs of water

It was the biggest cock you’d ever seen
And you’d no idea where that cock had been
I thought you were careful
You always were with me
You said you did four time that night
But Johnnies come in packs of three.

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Son, I’m thirty
I only went with your mother ‘cos she’s dirty

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In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection

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first one I thought of!

THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING!!

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