🗣 Favourite opening line of a song?

lyrics

#1

We haven’t done this thread in a while.

You move like I want to
To see like your eyes do


#2

It doesn’t matter if we all die


#3

Have you ever been close to tragedy, or been close to folks who have?


#4

“Though majoring in Visual and Environmental Studies”

The Magnetic Fields - How I Failed Ethics


#5

All of your friends are cunts
Your mother is a ballpoint pen thief


#6

I don’t believe in an interventionist God,
But I know, darling, that you do.

:broken_heart:


#7

The police are gonna wound me
The minister will heal me
But I think he’ll do it equally violently


#8

I fear that I am ordinary just like everyone


#9

I heard they were taming the shrew
I heard the shrew was you


#10

Fuck you! I wanna fuck you

No Teeth Thumbs Up by GFJD


#11

Jesus fucking Christ, oh God no


#12

Bruce hated puppies
He thought they ran like fannies


#13

Oh say I’m not the only one to fill with trepidation
Walking across the forecourt of the fire station


#14

I’ve got a page one story buried in my yard
I’ve got a troubled mind


#15

Good one. I’ve always enjoyed this:

They came from the conference facility
Where they’d largely ignored jugs of water


#16

It was the biggest cock you’d ever seen
And you’d no idea where that cock had been
I thought you were careful
You always were with me
You said you did four time that night
But Johnnies come in packs of three.


#17

Son, I’m thirty
I only went with your mother ‘cos she’s dirty


#18

HIGHWAY THERE SPARK IT BABY BABY
TENSION SUDDENLY OUTER SPACEY


#19

In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection


#20

first one I thought of!