Favourite out of context quotes

“I feel utter relief - and jubilation. I feel sorry for the New Zealanders - but steeper is steeper.”

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I see you know your judo well

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you just assured me that I could, speak

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“A succulent chinese meal”

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Get your hands off my penis

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Didn’t even see the first two replies before posting ffs.

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goood one

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This is the man that got me on the penis, people

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sit daaaaan inside the caaaaaaaar

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And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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it does me every time i see it

Now Tayne I can get into

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Not now, we’ve got important work to do

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I still don’t have any clue about this one.
What did I miss?

It’s an unusual name, he was an unusual saint.

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Computer, can i get a printout of oyster smiling

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o no

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sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit

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