Favourite quotes by Mancunians


Gallagher briefly touched on the topic of religious belief with the statement, “I live for now, not for what happens after I die. If I die and there’s something afterwards, I’m going to hell, not heaven. I mean, the devil’s got all the good gear. What’s God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns. Fuck that.”[49] However Liam has confessed to going to church, but he claims to not “be looking for guidance”. He stated that “some days I don’t believe and some days I do believe”. Liam claims to have had “a conversation with God one night in a boozer”.



“Mad fer it!”






The Noel Gallagher quote about Liam: ‘He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.’




used to work with this manc woman and all she’d ever say to me was “it’s 'aaaaard Simon”

she was talking about the job, which was bang on, but its killed the manc accent for me


state of this


feel free to never call me Simon


Alright Si, calm down.


where 2 cop??



lots of great stuff in here


Forgive me, but you’ve got shit shoes on - you shitty shoed bastard!


Oh dear.


Interviewer: “Do you think that Oasis would have had the same level of success without Noel in the band?”

Liam: “I don’t know, it’s like asking if Jesus Christ would have been a pervert if he’d had a crisp packet stuck on his head.”