Feats of Agility Thread [Polls]

Backflips

  • Yes of course
  • I could get off the ground and subsequently hurt myself
  • RIP in peace

0 voters

Cartwheels (on turf, I’m not a monster)

  • Easy peasy lemon difficult
  • Few tries and I could nail one
  • Stacking it, please inform my loved ones

0 voters

Forward Roll

  • Ah I see I know my judo well
  • And they were never seen again

0 voters

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surely you can get far enough into a backflip that your feet leave the ground?

This is absolutely a #ssp thread btw, I just want to know if anyone can do a backflip

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touch toes

  • know i can do this
  • know i can’t do this
  • no idea, but reckon easy
  • no idea, but reckon hard
  • i’m just clicking polls

0 voters

I have the aesthetic and flexibility of a burnt matchstick husk.

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Getting out of quite a deep chair without making an involuntary noise of any kind.

  • Yes of course
  • Oooooooft

0 voters

Dodging small objects

  • Call me Keanu because you keanu-t hit me
  • Doomed

0 voters

Popping a sick ollie

  • Rad
  • Bogus

0 voters

Wheelies

  • Mischievous
  • Sexy
  • Mischievous and sexy but also impossible

0 voters

get out a chair without using your arms

  • y
  • n

0 voters

get out a chair without using your arms and only one leg

  • y
  • n

0 voters

(get your parents to try this next time you see them. it’s a good indicator if they should do more exercise)

running ~100 yards to catch a bus

  • call me mo farah (or someone who does sprinting)
  • i’ll make it
  • will be a panting, sweaty mess
  • wont even attempt it m9

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thanks japes - just tried these and my boss came in to see me wobbling on one leg with this thread open

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Flossing (the dance)

  • Floss is boss
  • Floss is dross

0 voters

Turkish Get Up

  • I can
  • I can’t
  • What?

0 voters

Pro-tip: there is always another one coming along, usually in a few minutes.

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For some reason I can still do an almost perfect cartwheel.

Absolutely no idea why.

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Self performed oral satisfaction (anon)

  • I have tried and succeeded
  • I have tried and failed
  • I have never tried

0 voters

Opening a door with two full plates

  • I am the French waiter from First Dates
  • I will be standing here for the foreseeable

0 voters