Feats of Agility Thread [Polls]

definitely one of those things that looks really easy until you try it

One arm or two?

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I reckon if I shed my excess body weight I could do a pull up by now. Can do one with 30kg help on the assisted pull up thingy.

1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war

  • Braveheart
  • Someone else

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My kids just love it when their dad flosses.

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Mate I’d expect you to do it with one finger

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Yer top top climbers are doing one-armers off just the pinky :grimacing:

breaststroke lol

  • y
  • n
  • dk

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front crawl

  • y
  • n
  • dk

0 voters

butterfly

  • y
  • n
  • dk

0 voters

Bowl a legal cricket delivery

  • First time, every time
  • Would need a few tries
  • No chance
  • Never tried/not on torybook

0 voters

Can get on a (saddled) horse without standing on anything

  • Yes
  • No
  • Only barely by this point

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(would fucking LOVE to be able to do the butterfly)

Bowl a legal leg/off spin cricket delivery that actually spins

  • First time, every time
  • Would need a few tries
  • No chance
  • Never tried/not on torybook

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Successfully do a visually pleasing poached egg every time

  • Yes
  • Obviously not
  • No on eggbook

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Used to be able to jump on with no saddle or anything, but now I’m old and fat

Rolling cigarettes

  • And they named him Curly Sue, Prince of fiddly hand techniques
  • More of a duul vibe

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Leapfrog a postbox

  • Yes
  • No (wouldn’t try)
  • No (would hurt myself severely)
  • Never been a pissed up student

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About the time it would take me to run 100 yards, then.

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Pal of mine left a handprint in blood on Colchester High Street that stayed visible for months when he tried this. Good larks

When dancing, knees bent, get down on the ground so your bums almost on the floor and then rise up again smoothly and sexily.

  • Get low get low get low😎
  • Replace smoothly with wobbly and sexily with goofy
  • Just no

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Friend of mine broke a leg doing this when he was 18