Pal of mine left a handprint in blood on Colchester High Street that stayed visible for months when he tried this. Good larks
When dancing, knees bent, get down on the ground so your bums almost on the floor and then rise up again smoothly and sexily.
- Get low get low get low😎
- Replace smoothly with wobbly and sexily with goofy
- Just no
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Friend of mine broke a leg doing this when he was 18
Actor, was he?
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Suicide drop
- Physically couldn’t
- Maybe could but it looks incredibly painful
- Yes (evidence required)
- What?
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Apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
Trying to do some sexy dancing but he’s old
He hit the floor
Somebody help him
I think he’s hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt himself
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How?!
Overhead kick
- Would look ugly and miss
- Would look ugly but make contact
- Would be textbook and beautiful
- Wouldn’t try
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Every 9 - 12 mins, actually.
I wasn’t actually there so unsure but as 18 year olds are oft want to do, taunted him with the song for the months he was in crutches.
Tried one in a swimming pool when I was 13 and the resistance of the water meant that I completely fucked my knee up and continues to be fucked up to this day.
Never again
Lol yeah right m8
look at these lads dancing
was trying to find out what that move at 2:10 is called, still no idea
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This, btw
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I 
Curly Sue!
the knee is the obvious problem area, but even ignoring that, i reckon i’d smash my noggin
I’d break my knee, back and skull doing this.
Here goes!
Downward facing dog with heels on the floor
- Yes I have no hamstrings
- Neeearly there
- Lol no
- What?
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Guess it’s all about timing it so the foot hits the floor just before the knee, and the hand before the head. Wouldn’t like to see the first practice runs
pigeon pose
- actually yes
- fucken no chance
- what?
- the fuck does that have to do with pigeons anyway
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