Feats of Agility Thread [Polls]

Bowl a legal cricket delivery

  • First time, every time
  • Would need a few tries
  • No chance
  • Never tried/not on torybook

0 voters

Can get on a (saddled) horse without standing on anything

  • Yes
  • No
  • Only barely by this point

0 voters

(would fucking LOVE to be able to do the butterfly)

Bowl a legal leg/off spin cricket delivery that actually spins

  • First time, every time
  • Would need a few tries
  • No chance
  • Never tried/not on torybook

0 voters

Successfully do a visually pleasing poached egg every time

  • Yes
  • Obviously not
  • No on eggbook

0 voters

Used to be able to jump on with no saddle or anything, but now I’m old and fat

Rolling cigarettes

  • And they named him Curly Sue, Prince of fiddly hand techniques
  • More of a duul vibe

0 voters

Leapfrog a postbox

  • Yes
  • No (wouldn’t try)
  • No (would hurt myself severely)
  • Never been a pissed up student

0 voters

About the time it would take me to run 100 yards, then.

2 Likes

Pal of mine left a handprint in blood on Colchester High Street that stayed visible for months when he tried this. Good larks

When dancing, knees bent, get down on the ground so your bums almost on the floor and then rise up again smoothly and sexily.

  • Get low get low get low😎
  • Replace smoothly with wobbly and sexily with goofy
  • Just no

0 voters

Friend of mine broke a leg doing this when he was 18

Actor, was he?

1 Like

Suicide drop

  • Physically couldn’t
  • Maybe could but it looks incredibly painful
  • Yes (evidence required)
  • What?

0 voters

Apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
Trying to do some sexy dancing but he’s old
He hit the floor
Somebody help him
I think he’s hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt himself

6 Likes

How?!

Overhead kick

  • Would look ugly and miss
  • Would look ugly but make contact
  • Would be textbook and beautiful
  • Wouldn’t try

0 voters

Every 9 - 12 mins, actually.

I wasn’t actually there so unsure but as 18 year olds are oft want to do, taunted him with the song for the months he was in crutches.

Tried one in a swimming pool when I was 13 and the resistance of the water meant that I completely fucked my knee up and continues to be fucked up to this day.

Never again