Michelle Donelan apparently
nope, me neither. MP for Chippenham apparently. Chippenham Town FC’s keeper is a fucking loon who punched two of our players when we played them away and only got sent off the second time, and we lost. at least a) it was a cracking boozy away day and b) we knackered them at home even though our pitch was an absolute state (last home game we played… 4th Jan!!
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we = Tonbridge
Tonbridge = even safer Tory seat than Tunbridge Wells
like if u cri everytim at living in Tory heartlands xx