And so we’re one step closer to Boris’ dream of the UK being a primarily bridge based economy.

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Ultimately he is all about impulsively building connections that are likely to be to everyone’s long term detriment.

“As London Mayor I will deliberately not exploit one of the few independent sources of income at my disposal.”

Sadiq’s not got a lot to worry about has he?

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Honestly think Rory Stewart should have a fighting chance of second place with Bailey running for the Tories.

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Just fascinated to know where he’s going to find some lovely land to use.

(Fwiw think Khan is pretty bad in this area as well, trying to be ambitious on housing numbers while completely ruling out green belt review. London Plan inspectors were right to give him a good telling off for that)

what happens after scotland gains independence 1/4 of the way through it’s construction? do we still get to keep it or what?

Sleeping on a sofa in London would get at least £120pw on Spareroom

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Scotland and Ireland independent at each end, bridge remains British and is comprised entirely of 20 miles of lorry park and customs stations.

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Posh people referring to sleep as “kip” is one of my main irks.

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A bridge between an independent Scotland and a united Ireland, entirely paid for by the British government, would be pretty great tbf

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Perfect setting for another remake of The Bridge, at least.

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Casting for the surprise villain done.

Could do an entire thread now on them laughing in our faces 24/7

Reading about the Jamacia 50 flight. Just horrific.

cw: state violence, racism

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The piece in the first screenshot is sarcastic BTW. People screenshotting and criticising a headline of an article they’ve not read

Just caught a bit of this on my TL when searching for something utterly unrelated. Horrific is right.

As loathe as I am to defend a Telegraph columnist, that Naomi Southwell article is satirical