February Football Fred

Just like his dad, Paul Scholes.

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The guy is a weapons grade embarrassment. You’re fucking lucky you’re not gonna end up in the second tier, or Turkey, you stupid prick

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Danny rose has just gone to turkey

Farewell Sweetest Prince

  • I had completely forgotten all about Danny Rose
  • I knew he had gone to Turkey (trabsonspor I think)
  • Somewhere between the two

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Palace have apparently offered £10m + Benteke for Ozun Tufun of Fenebache. They’ve turned it down.
We’re planning on improving our offer, which I assume will just be the £10 million.

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Tbf, sitting on your arse in london on £whatever per week, vs moving to Gelsenkirchen and having to jump into the raging bin fire that is Schalke…

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Still laughing at Jizz Hornkamp

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Marge, is Lisa at Kamp Horn JIzz?

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Fair play to the journos making up nonsense about Joe Willock and Bobby Gilmour to pass off this transfer window

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Seriously. Have you ever been to Gelsenkirchen?

Fucking hell.

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As always, you are years ahead of the mainstream:

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I have indeed, I saw Nabil Bentaleb when I was there.

(It’s fine really, just really dull)

V, v, v, v, v interesting…

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Same. Saw Max Meyer when he was being touted as the next big thing.

Gelsenkirchen has that post-industrial, grey desolate feel to it similar to somewhere like Middlesbrough. Once was enough.

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Solksjaer proceeded to hark back to the good old days when, not only would both those decisions have gone their way, but united would have had 3 penalties awarded and Southampton would have been grateful that Fergie let them off with that.

He won’t park in Fergie’s spot you know.

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It isn’t really is it

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It’s v, v, v, v interesting

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[mike dean sharpies an asterisk next to sheffield united on the league table]

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it’s a big asterisk against city’s impending title win, that’s for sure

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*Sheffield United

Plus I’m pretty sure Gelsenkirchen doesn’t have one of the most beautifully scenic train journeys in the world to Whitby.