Somehow they’d both lose
I get the impression that being his press officer is a lot like being the friend of a coke fiend on a night out.
2 extra plus points for that one are: Almost too close and goes in on the keepers side.
@drspaceman
Pep Guardiola says a lot of things…
Noble and Yarmolenko start. We’re throwing the game then.
Just get Haaland & be done with it ffs
Cherries killing it here. The, ahem, Woodgate effect no doubt.
Ooer missus
Why didn"t Stanislas score clinical penalties like that for us
Apt tonight with the sub-zero temperatures
Snows pelting down in Scunthorpe, can’t even see our players
Fuck’s sake, set that up perfectly.
Guaranteed yellow card.
The cosy boys are back!
God that was a limp surrender from Burnley. Never mind.
19.30 kick off
“David Moyes has never won at old Trafford”
Yeah we know
Wimps we did it at Boundary Park 3 years ago. There was proper handbags during the stoppage to clear the pitch after one of the Portsmouth players tried to relieve one of our ground staff of their broom.
