Feel like I want to get a snake


#1

Like a ball python or something. Find them quite relaxing and like to hold them. Put me off getting a snake and tell me why it’s cruel and evil.
Obviously If I got one I would keep it in the garage of where we are moving as having reptiles or fish in your living room/any room in your house is uncouth and am a massive snob about that


#2

Don’t be that guy


#3


#4

My weird friend Tony got a snake recently. He is very much that guy.


#5

My little brother has turned into one of those lizard guys, it’s disappointing to say the least


#6

He’s married into the royal family? Congratulations!!!


#7

wanted an octopus til i realised they only live for 3 years, not worth it at all


#8

Paint some flames on your car bonnet too.


#9

It’s definitely out of character. I’m basically a boring suit…with a snake? Could work!*
*I’ll just say my 2 year old wanted one!


#10

Could get a nice leather waistcoat as well

This is getting a bit mean spirited, sorry Wiggsy, get yourself a snake if it will make you happy


#11

:grinning:


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#13

How about if I just have one snake, that I never, ever talk about and it lives in the garage…and I don’t wear any tiedye. That’s ok, right?


#14

Alright Fritzl


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#16

do you have to feed them live mice or is that just some snakes?


#17

Yeah, don’t do it.


#18

They don’t have to be live, can just keep them in the freezer, next to my wife’s vegetarian meals


#19

#20

Also, when people come to the door I can be wearing the snake around my neck!! And it can crawl up onto my fedora