Feeling fistive?

  • I’ve been naughty, Daddy Xmas
  • I’ve been very good, Madam Claws
  • Cwbaft, Grinch

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Insert your filth below

:eyes:

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the moon is right

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Gah, just realised Madam Claws would have been a much better name for the 2nd option

Edit it. I’m happy to vote again.

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Christmas day sex:

  • Yes please
  • Sorry I’ve had quite enough stuffing for today

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I want a ive been bad miss option.

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  • I’ve been bad, miss

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All about the Christmas eve sex. Christmas day, no thanks.

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Cal and I had an argument in bed this morning about going to church tonight. Felt a bit naughty to mass debate with each other on Jesus’s birthday weekend.

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WHEYYYYYYY

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Think I’ve just worked out who frenchtoast is. Off to the slow to realise thread for me.

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it’s not a sixty nine it’s a…

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Nowt like opening your sack a day early

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That should be emptying. Fuck it

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99 flake! :ice_cream: :drooling_face:

stick it up my…

Bought anyone any sex presents this year?

  • Yes
  • No
  • What?

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‘insert poll’ fnar

Read it as this first time round

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Morning sex at Christmas is the adult ‘getting up to open your stocking’ except morning sex happens more than once a year so this doesn’t really work. Oh well.

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