Oh look, a Buck moon. Looks exactly the same as that Strawberry Moon, and the Worm Moon too.

FUCK OFF, MOON

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Boggles my mind too. Try and pick up a big barrel of water, it’s nearly impossible. Yet you’re telling me this tiny space rock hundreds of thousands of miles away can move oceans around like it’s nothing. Nah, definitely something else going on there.

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Gravity is overrated in general. A wee magnet can pick up a screw from a tabletop and the entire Earth can’t pull it back. Pathetic.

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Just think, if you walk in a completely straight line… you’d end up levitating then walking into space. Why aren’t they telling us about that?

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“Here’s a trick astrophysicists don’t want you to know”

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Those science fuckers

The announcement is it’s a prick

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Attention-seeking cunt

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the moon’s peeking in through my window tonight

such a perv

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When every moon is a supermoon, no moons are super

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you tell ‘em

Moon it back

that’s exactly what it wants

I’m going to put on more clothes and frown at it

Lunar eclipse in 30 days!

It’s no wonder the moon has no friends. Give up mate.

FUCK OFF, MOON

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I have no idea why but I laugh everytime I see this thread title so just bumping it a bit so I keep being entertained by the moon aggression

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wish i was on the moon

Almost certainly not the right thread, but Michael Collins has died