Feels like there is some kind of stupid moon every day

If the moon was chocolate it would eat itself.

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It’s literally hiding itself as much as it can smh you :snake: :snake: :snake: are never happy

A NASA executive, an astronaut and a conspiracy theorist travel into outer space to stop the moon from crashing into Earth.

Sounds like a setup for a joke. @colon_closed_bracket is usually good for fixing these in the workshop

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Neil deGrasse Tyson getting absolutely pummeled in the replies to this. Checkmate, anti-lunar dickheads (yeah that’s right, I’m putting this thread on notice)

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Let’s just agree that he should have been binned off well before this.

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The moon was low last night

The word low has multiple meanings btw if anyone wants to riff on that

I’ll ‘low it

Low and shrewbiehold there was the moon.

This cornhole is back

Any ideas of a name we could give it? As long as it’s not Moony McMoonface, I’m gravy

Buck moon? More like Fuck (the) moon

Is there some kind of moon today? Looks big and orange

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That’s the Sun :sunny:

Was just thinking I’ve not seen her about for a while

Beaver Moon, the bluegrass pioneer

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They’re laughing at us