Fella walks into the doctors

He says: “Doc, I’ve had terrible heartburn for two weeks and I can’t seem to shift it.”

Doctor says: “Okay I’m going to prescribe you 30mg of Lansoprazole. These are best taken in the morning. It may take a few days before you see any improvement but if your condition worsens or you experience serious side effects stop taking them and book in another appointment.”

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“Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!”

“That’s handy! I’ve got a patient coming in for a prostate exam and I imagine he’ll want privacy!”

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‘but doctor, you don’t understand - I am 30mg of Lansoprazole.’

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That fella now? Winston Churchill.

I don’t get it