Looks like top four’s back on the menus, boys!!!

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That orc was definitely a West Ham supporter.

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You can prove anything with ‘facts’

Oh man, Son is so lovely

‘His goal was better’ <3

Great picture this

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He was sent off on debut for a scissors tackle against Arsenal. High point was a last-minute winner against Bolton on New Year’s Day. The Bleak, Bleak Days of The Owl.

I will do my best to try and bring in the best players. I will look to the lobsters and sea bass, but if not we must buy sardines. But sometimes the sardines can win games.

Is this a Swansea thing, or a Portugal thing?

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South Cleveland Garages!

lets list all the animals who have in some way been related to football

(or we could save it to the international break, or not cos i’ll forget)

chicken on the pitch at blackburn

fucking massive insect on James Rodriguez at world cup

bird shitting in ashley young’s mouth

the bird on the goal in an england game that was literally the most interesting thing across the entire game, despite the fact that it was just sitting there

dog on the pitch at everywhere

mourinho’s little horse v big horse

carvalhal’s sardines and lobsters

there’s no way i’ve remembered everything

feel free to put this in the new football thread…

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Cristiano Ronaldo being consoled by a moth:

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Cantona’s seagulls

Pig head thrown at Luis figo
Horse punched at Newcastle
Eagle punched at palace

Cat on the pitch at Everton
Donkeys on the pitch everywhere

pitbull at the opening ceremony

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Been laughing at this for 5 minutes now

El gato negro!

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i literally watched a 45 minute documentary about el clasico about an hour before my post, outrageous that i forgot the pig head when it was inevitably given significant coverage during it