lets list all the animals who have in some way been related to football
(or we could save it to the international break, or not cos i’ll forget)
chicken on the pitch at blackburn
fucking massive insect on James Rodriguez at world cup
bird shitting in ashley young’s mouth
the bird on the goal in an england game that was literally the most interesting thing across the entire game, despite the fact that it was just sitting there
dog on the pitch at everywhere
mourinho’s little horse v big horse
carvalhal’s sardines and lobsters
there’s no way i’ve remembered everything
feel free to put this in the new football thread…
