I can assure you I am most definitely wearing trousers.
Ok nice flesh coloured trousers
I took my selfie this morning but it’s not festive
My hair was just being strange and I couldn’t be bothered with it
@witches are we twinning with our t-shirts today??
This picture is massive!!
Can someone edit this to make it not massive??
there appears to be a snow pattern on your top, so I’ll allow it
I’ll take it!
hey big picture! you got a big enough picture?
Also can I get some eyebrow appreciation going on?
Got them done the other day after being an unruly bush and fuck me they change my whole face and mood. I AM A KWEEN WHO CAN TAKEOVER THE WORLDDDDD
eyebrows are on point
also I have a big head/face, and it’s totally alright. more head/face to look fit
Excellent eyebrows meow
The TV bought me an advent calendar with my name on it, what a babe
(I’m still in my pyjamas because I had to start work at 8)
oh my goodness
surely the chocolate with your name on it should be a secret for the biggest and best door, tho
THANK YOU ANGEL
you would be wise to fear it. it’s so dense with festive stuff that you can’t see through it.