FFT - Festive Filth Thread

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Festivery filth anecdotes and polls in here please

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I had a really good sexy dream about one of my favourite musicians the other night. That’s all I’ve got.

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festive?
was it someone from Sleigh Bells? Noddy Holder? Cliff Richard?

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Suddenly “Mistletoe and Wine” takes on a sinister tone.

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Giant erect penis

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Ever had sex with someone while one (or more) of you was in festive fancy dress[poll public=true]

  • yes
  • no
    [/poll]
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I have a semi-decent secondhand anecdote which could be used here but this place is dead today so I might save it for another time

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Why don’t you post it from your lonely table of 1 in the Eagle later?

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I’ll be too busy having engaging IRL chats about topics including (but not limited to)

  • The greatest XI you could make of ginger footballers
  • Why grown ups spend so much money and time on superhero shit
  • The heaviest garment that someone could realistically carry using those fleshtunnel ear piercings (via a coat hanger)
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Have these all been past threads?

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Not at all. You were actually at the gig the last time I saw her play with a band!

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  • The greatest XI you could make of ginger footballers has been a subthread in a football thread but didn’t get the traction I’d hoped for
  • Why grown ups spend so much money and time on superhero shit don’t think that’s ever been discussed on this forum, ever
  • The heaviest garment that someone could realistically carry using those fleshtunnel ear piercings (via a coat hanger) Thread idea I’ve been keeping on the backburner for a while

Talk To You Soon

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  • something remotely like festive filth
  • chance would be a fine thing

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Ever copped off / snogged / petted heavily at the work Christmas party?

  • Nah
  • Ding Dong
  • Not sure, was too pissed

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looking forward to @zxcvbnm weighing his boxing day poo this year