Fiancée Knowles

HotBeefTrauma · 2020-02-12T12:22:42.711Z

Sister Bungle

HobbesWhenHeWasNew · 2020-02-12T12:22:48.380Z

Don’t know whether to join in or just enjoy the punning Vicar-iously

Scott_Chegg · 2020-02-12T12:23:21.644Z

Hey I’m Beyonce
And this is Jay-Z
He’s my husband
ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES

drspaceman · 2020-02-12T12:23:35.660Z

Radiowed

Scott_Chegg · 2020-02-12T12:23:57.837Z

Crowded Spouse

thewarn · 2020-02-12T12:24:12.247Z

A Baker’s Cousin

GoFasterStripes · 2020-02-12T12:24:37.265Z

Wedspau5

thewarn · 2020-02-12T12:25:05.465Z

The niece van outen

forwhomthebellytolls · 2020-02-12T12:25:36.260Z

The Wedding Present.

am I doing it right?

thewarn · 2020-02-12T12:25:39.692Z

Colin Stepson

drspaceman · 2020-02-12T12:29:39.615Z

Groom Armada

Aggpass · 2020-02-12T12:30:49.839Z

Maid of honour ragga tip

NoahVale · 2020-02-12T12:32:43.682Z

Usher

GoFasterStripes · 2020-02-12T12:40:58.648Z

Not strictly relevant, but when I studied philosophy we did a bunch of work on Archbishop James Ussher, and every time my lecturer said his name my brain went “Usher, Usher” like that.

NoahVale · 2020-02-12T12:53:59.881Z

GoFasterStripes:

Archbishop James Ussher

^Got the voice to make your booty go

GoFasterStripes · 2020-02-12T12:54:47.806Z

NoahVale:

^Got the chronology of the earth to make your booty go

YEAH!

cutthelights · 2020-02-12T12:56:06.053Z

Danger Spouse

IWornMyElbows · 2020-02-12T12:57:16.872Z

Old Man Groom

jordan_229 · 2020-02-12T13:18:32.805Z

Nice

anon19035908 · 2020-02-12T13:22:30.495Z

Wu Wyf