Fictional brand characters you most identify with


#1

Spanish version of Mr Clean (Don Limpio) for me, clive.


#2

Nathan Drake, naturally


#3

They’re gonna taste great Frosties kid


#4

Dolmio grandfather


#5

Nihilistic meme toad


#6

Juan Sheet


#7

‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin


#8

The workplace pensions monster.


#9

Barry Scott, obviously


#10

The tiny firemen who jump into your mouth/digestive system and hose down bacteria monsters


#11

Actually went on a date with a girl who was part of the Cillit Bang marketing team. She was also a big Lionel Richie fan.

Married for 28 years now.


#12

do you eat cereal off of a plate?


#13

was your wedding officiated by Barry Scott?
did he say “BANG! AND THE SIN IS GONE!” when he finished marrying you to each other?


#14

do you have a twin brother who suffers from a different malady to you but sometimes the same one so why even did they bother incorporating the phenomenon of twins in the first place?


#15

More general optimism and enthusiasm around cereal


#16

you’re quite a CHEERY(-oh) person then

har har har


#17

Tony Tiger when that fucker used to sing Eye of the Tiger.

RISING UP, BACK ON THE STREET
FEEL THOSE FROSTIES GETTING CLOSER


#18

It was a humanist wedding

Barry wasn’t invited because of ‘the’ incident


#19

what m&m are you?


#20

would also love to know

which mcdonald’s character everyone is most like

[quote]
Ronald McDonald
• primary icon of McDonald’s
• a clown with red hair and a big red smile
• wears a yellow suit and red shoes

Sundae
• Ronald’s dog
• often speaks negatively in a monotone
• hates ticks
• has a conflict with Hamburglar
• called Hamburglar both “Bun-Head” and “Hammy” and was excited when he was going to space for 3,000 years.

Grimace
• large, purple character
• a well-meaning simpleton whose clumsy antics provide a comic foil
• a gentle giant with movable eyebrows and eyelids, smile with a black mouth and a pink tongue
• formerly known as the “Evil Grimace”, depicted with two pairs of arms with which to steal milkshakes and pops

Hamburglar
• a pint-sized burglar
• primary object of theft was hamburgers
• unintelligible muttering
• loves burgers
• in 1985 his look changed from a trollish old man to a red-headed Dennis the Menace-type child who spoke, wore a shorter brimmed hat, and a black cape with yellow in the inside

Birdie the Early Bird
• a yellow bird wearing a pink jumpsuit and flight cap and scarf
• legs were orange
• a poor flyer and somewhat clumsy in general
• believed that aliens took her birdbath
• took karate lessons and is as good as her karate teacher

Fry Kids
• differently-colored, shaggy, ball-like creatures with long legs and no arms, almost resembling a pom-pom with legs and eye
• when they first appeared they were called Gobblins and liked to steal and gobble up the other characters’ French fries

Mayor McCheese
• an enormous cheeseburger
• a burger for a head
• giggly, bumbling, and somewhat incompetent mayor
• sports a top hat, a diplomat’s sash, and a pair of pince-nez spectacles

Officer Big Mac
• a large Big Mac for a head
• chief of police
• wore a constable uniform with a disproportionately small custodian helmet resting atop his head bun
• main source of law and order in McDonaldland

Captain Crook
• a pirate
• spent his time trying to steal Filet-O-Fish sandwiches
• used ships and waterways as means to escape being captured

The Professor
• bearded scientist-type character in a lab coat
• local inventor and researcher

  • a lightbulb-topped helmet

Uncle O’Grimacey
• green, Irish uncle of the character Grimace
• sports a frock coat covered with several four-leaf clovers
• carries a shillelagh
• not unlike that of a stereotypical depiction of the Irish folkloric leprechaun
• resides in his home country for eleven months of the year
• visits his nephew Grimace in March, bringing with him his “incredibly delicious” shake.

McNugget Buddies
• bunch of Chicken McNuggets
• large McNuggets with chicken beaks, chicken wings, and cowboy boots

CosMc
• an alien who wore a large space suit
• talked like a surfer dude
• traded flowers in exchange for food
• left McDonaldland to inform his people about McDonald’s’ food

Trash Cans
• talking twin trash cans
• deposit garbage into them to feed them

Iam Hungry
• self-proclaimed “Vice President of Snacking”
• floating, fast-moving green fuzzball with orange arms and a monstrous face
• would constantly crave food
• would never stop pestering until he got fed [/quote]