Fictional characters that you despise

Such an inconsiderate little shit.

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Too many in literature, usually the wretched, self-pitying ones who think that they are more significant than everyone else. Some of the time I think that this is a brave move by the author to have such a character as a protagonist (eg Lee Fiora from Prep by Curtis Sittenfield), but sometimes it’s just lazy self-obsession with no self-reflection by the author (eg pretty much every protagonist Ian McEwan and Martin Amis have come up with in the past 20 years).

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FFS marckee

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Fucking Heathcliffe and every single other character in WH.

Wickham
Mr Collins

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Ian Beal.

scrappy do - cunt

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Seth from Street Fighter IV

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Scrappy Fucking Doo

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Doomguy

whoaaaaa I LOVE the baby from Dinosaurs!

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Look at his little face!

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Heathcliffe is the WORST.

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book euron is good. can’t even get mad at show euron, he’s just so shit.

brother mouzone was awful

oh yeah lets make it very clear I was talking about show Euron. Book Euron is pretty cool.

you can’t just pick baddies. you’re SUPPOSED to despise the baddies

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I still think that Atonement is very good, mainly because he’s had to write as someone who isn’t a cypher.

The kid in the Andrex ad who says that their arse is as clean as a mermaid on an ice rink.

Fuck off you pretentious little shit.

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not sure if i hate ferris bueller or mathew broderick but i hate ferris bueller

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cannot like this enough, literally the worst

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Captain Ahab. Imagine having a whale for an enemy. They can’t even talk. Stupid twerp.

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the vitriol being produced in these posts (especially towards fictional children) is wonderful and exactly what I’d hoped for this thread.

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