Figurative bullets you have dodged

Was about to submit my self appraisal doc at work when I realised I’d answered a question with “nah m9”

Phew

Figurative bullet dodged

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Colleague texted me from an airport the other week asking where the admin was because he couldn’t get hold of her and he needed a new flight to be booked.

I wrote a text to my gf saying “[colleague] is being such a fucking fanny. Missed his flight (because he’s a twat) and is now pestering me to track down the administrator to book him a new one because he’s too much of a useless cunt to do it himself”

Got distracted by something before I could send it, then looked back to see I’d written that in response to my colleague.

Figurative bullet dodged.

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