no no noooooo. it’s the REVIEWERS who make up the scores in RT. It is THEY who I was calling Total Fucking Dickbags.

(smoooooooooooooth)

EDIT : THEM or THEY???

They, I think.

Not seen Amelie but what a load of twee shite, I hate it

I hate a lot of films I haven’t seen too, but it’s usually stuff like Martyrs. Just knowing that one exists upsets me.

I didn’t enjoy Martyrs. This plays very poorly in the horror thread I’ve found…

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Martyrs isn’t that bad, at least it has some sort of story which is a ‘justification’ for what happens

A Serbian Film on the other hand…

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I’m just going to weigh in here and say I love it, always makes me feel good. I’m a fan of the director Jean-Pierre Jeunet, he directed Delicatessen one of my all time favourite films. Although he did blot his copybook big style with Alien Resurrection.

I haven’t seen Love Actually.

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The City of Lost Children too!

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Which is odd, given the number of Corbynistas.

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Theo to thread

Plus there are a couple of genuinely terrifying/suspenseful scenes early on in that film

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Moonlight is great

When I saw AB at the cinema Gaz out of Supergrass was sat behind me. Don’t know what he thought of it, though.

Donnie Darko (91% rotten toms)

  • Donnie Dickhead
  • Dat soundtrack tho

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Head over heels is the only good bit

Total or current?

Who let MPBH make all these shit nonsense polls. Mods please shut this down

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The 1996 ‘Crash’ by David Kronenberg is good.

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I thought everyone knew it was him