127 hours: 93%

  • Bloody felt like 127 hours. I wanted to chop off my arm lads!
  • Good film

0 voters

Love Actually

  • I Love this, actually
  • More like Love Cack-tually
  • Come on mate, this was never critically acclaimed
  • Aren’t people tired of bashing this film?
  • The fucking 9/11 airport monologue!

0 voters

Birdman

  • Turd Man
  • More Like

0 voters

Haven’t seen it mate.

Blair witch project: 86%

  • Bare shit-ch project, more like
  • Good

0 voters

A Prairie Home Companion

  • Never heard of it, assume it’s shit
  • It is shit

0 voters

AVATAR

  • As an idiot I was dazzled by the 3D effects!
  • I didn’t even see it in 3D and somehow I still think it’s good.
  • It was fucking shit you idiots.

0 voters

Dark Knight Rises is the only film I wallked out of (well I came back to see the final 3rd, but I came damned close to leaving completely) I’m glad I came back though to see that death scene and see Baine be replaced by someone who was largely insiginficant up until that point. What a crap film

it’s ok that we’re voting on fims that we’ve never seen because they’re obviously shit right?

  • yes
  • in fact, it’s encouraged

0 voters

This is a really, really good film. Anything with Lily Tomlin in it can’t possibly be less than a 6/10, it’s the law.

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Social Network : 96%

  • Good
  • Bad
  • Sorry, I’m not actually even on facebook

0 voters

Die Hard 4: 82%

  • Oooh, good answer. Well done Steved.
  • Actually, John McClane SHOULD be crashing motorbikes into helicopters mid-air. That’s the gritty underdog charm of Die Hard.
  • Hang the fuck on, they made a 4th one of these?

0 voters

I recently finished one of Garrison Keillor’s Lake Woebegone books, and now I’m seeing him everywhere. Baader Meinhoff syndrome.

I had no idea this film existed, so thanks for bringing it to my attention!

but enough about @Jeremys_Iron

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He’s right you know.

eternal sunshine. altho i like it but i don’t really count. disers love pretending it’s a shit film.

Nah it’s great. Flawed, but great

I think it’s just mind-crushingly depressing to be great, much like Dancer in the Dark.

ah. 2 of us then. it was hated on the old boards. remember when we did an aggregate of dis top 100 films and it was in the overall top 10/20 even though everyone said they hated it in other threads. loads of people started pissing blood about it. pretty epic.

Let’s do this then you pricks!

Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind

  • Good film
  • Not a good film

0 voters

Dancer in the Dark is garbage.

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