film irks

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‘comic relief’ characters in rom coms who are actually sexual harassers and this is played for laughs.

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when the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up

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In Reign of Fire, Christian Bale says to someone something like “Not only are you my brother, Patrick, but you’re also the best blacksmith!”

FOR NO REASON.

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Wilhelm scream. It’s not funny guys. Stop using it.

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how have i not seen that film? it sounds terrible

just films, really

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I don’t like the trope where a relationship (platonic or otherwise) hits a rocky patch as a result of a minor lie or indiscretion which runs contradictory to everything that has been established in the character up until that point.

This isn’t the pornhub film irks thread Marckee.

LOUD SOUND

and quiet dialogue
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It’s the phone thing, where the side of the conversation you’re seeing (hearing) is massively descriptive of what the other half is saying.

“Why yes, I do think that blowing up the reactor would be the way to go, my boss Professor David Furniture – father of the lady who died at the beginning of the film, before the credits”

But then real life phone calls are mostly “mm hmm…”, etc, which does not make a good film.

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DISAGREE

I would watch a film about Professor David Furniture.

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You’ve not heard the weekly phone calls that I have with my parents…

Did you see about that dentist who is called Anne Field that Aggsy was going on about yesterday?

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It’s shit but watchable

No, I’m saying that such phone calls make for a GOOD film

go and watch some mumblecore if you love mumbling so much!!

I did!

Narration ding
Reading ding
Roll credits ding
Six shot revolver that never runs out of bullets ding