ooo! shouty actor meets another ham in a café and has a boring conversation with no tension. GREAT!

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Jurassic park 3: Alan’s Bad Dream

  • William H Macy, why the long facey?
  • They should all be destroyed

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Jurassic park 4: Dino Some More

  • A good day to Crisp Rat
  • Bryce Dallas Howard they still allowed to make films?
  • Fine

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The Jurassic Park series has managed to get progressively worse (haven’t seen the most recent one, but have seen the trailer and believe the trend will hold). That’s saying something, because 3 was dreadful.

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You made me break the NOCHAT that is how passionate I am about this film

“Don’t let yourself get attached to any opinion in the thread if you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat (imaperv) around the corner.”

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Jurassic park 5: Dinos Alive!

  • Very not good
  • That brachiosaurus played a blinder

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I’ll never not watch them because dinosaurs, but 5 wasn’t even fun. Just really weird and nonsense

Why the fuck has Jurassic Park taken over this thread??

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Best Police Academy:

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Donnie Darko

  • Nonnie Nono
  • Bonnie Brillo
  • Finey Fineo

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Pulp fiction

  • Film’s Bad baby
  • Bring out the good film
  • It’s absolutely fine

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Fine I will get this back on track

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Westworld

  • Ho!
  • No.
  • Middle Earth

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One Direction: This Is Us

  • one yes
  • one no
  • one maybe

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interesting fact, the gunfire noises in that scene are actual gunfire

Will indie points be awarded for edgy opinions?

This is a thread started by someone who doesn’t like dogs, chips or biscuits, so bids for indie points are encouraged

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shawshank

  • nawshank
  • yehawshank
  • okawshank

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you’re dead to me

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lord of rings

  • fro do
  • fro don’t
  • frokay

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2rings 2furious

  • two towers
  • 10 / 10 towers
  • showers of shit

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lord of rings: the ringaning

  • gandalf
  • ganyaas
  • gan fuck yerself

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