Film Watching Etiquette [Polls]

(In other news The Full Monty remains absolutely brilliant and a rare example of a film with a completely perfect ending)

Must be an amazing coincidence that almost all the films I watch whist not fuckin’ around on my phone really engage me

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Subtitles on

  • Only if I don’t speak the language
  • No, I’ll look for a dubbed version if possible
  • No, I’ll work it out from their expressions if I don’t speak the language
  • Yes, always
  • If I don’t speak the language, or if some of the characters have thick accents
  • Other

0 voters

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Subtitles

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

I like to grab my freshly starched movie watching shirt for that stiff movie watching feel/

Oh no

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I like to talk after the film instead

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Would the ending of the Full Monty have been better if you got to see their nobs?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

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Can’t think of a single film this wouldn’t improve. Titanic when he’s freezing on the raft. Forest Gump on the bench

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Mine is so much more nuanced

Edit: See upthread

But is it?

  • So stoned that you can’t fucking remember what happened five minutes ago and are asleep by minute 18.
  • Massive narc square

0 voters

Frodo and the lads all jumping on the bed, dicks in hand

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Oooh that’s a good point

  • Getting pished during
  • Sober appreciation

0 voters

Would the film “The Full Monty” have been better if every male member of cast spent the entire film with their dick hanging out, but it was never referred to or addressed?

  • Obviously
  • Obviously not

0 voters

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Just find I end up reading the subtitles and not watching the film. Even worse when the subtitles come up before the characters have said anything. Hate it

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Nobody has time to watch a whole film in a row.

#busybrag*

**do people still say #social
busybrag

Reckon it would have won all the awards if the big strip scene at the end was the only time you couldn’t see their nobs.

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