Films, songs, albums, TV Shows etc that don't exist

Already posted this in the bad album art thread but this can’t actually exist. And if it does, how can we stop it?

I’ve actually seen this, although it was under its less erotic title “Alone at Christmas”. All I remember is that was barely anything about the dog.

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Definitely going to listen to this :grinning:

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Looking forward to your review now.

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The Chris DeBurggy thing reminded me of when Jeff Wayne didn’t follow up his gazillion selling rock opera version of War of the worlds with a version of Spartacus.

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ho is ‘Fish’?

Pretty sure this won’t exist.

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On the one hand, this has some of the most famous people in the world in the cast, but on the other it’s coming out on Netflix

  • will exist
  • won’t exist

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Singer of Marillion

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Don’t exist because of going bust while working government contracts

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2 hours 41 mins. :grimacing: Most likely not existing for me.

Fuck’s actual sake.

Marillion sounds a bit like Carillion

Will exist until New Year’s Day 2022 then be expunged from our collective consciousness.

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Keith Lemon plays her nan

That cover looks like some sort of incest that’s lost two legs.

Is it supposed to be two warriors fighting?

Motherfu…

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A Tesco exclusive!

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Anyone remember when the made a film about an Hairdressing competition in Yorkshire and filled it with Hollywood stars.