Films, songs, albums, TV Shows etc that don't exist

Totally doesn’t exist EXCEPT FOR the part where, inexplicably, Clive Owen kills someone with a carrot.

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There’s a lot of carrot action in that film. Also wet nurses.

Definitely feels like a film where someone was given a tonne of money to satisfy their various kinks.

I’d possibly watch this and not understand it at all.

I Love You Christmas GIF

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assassins creed is the worst film ive ever seen, like it was ceasing to exist as i was still watching it

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:laughing:

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what a waste to film something with Marion Cotillard then immediately flush it down the toilet

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So, so, SO fucking shit. Dialogue was barely audible from what I remember.

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and wasn’t this Fassbender, Cotillard and Justin Kurzel coming in hot off Macbeth? Must have been like, ‘mate we can adapt anything’

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It’s perfectly entertaining mainly because Greg Davis is a natural at this stuff but yes, it does go on too long.

exists cos of the Sade song on the soundtrack

From the creator of succession…

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Cum On Feel The Noize is on that?

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I laughed at this tbf

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Just saw an ad for this on the side of a bus (think they invent loads of films to fill advertising space on the side of buses)

This does exist purely because of this YouTube video about it

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I’ve seen this, it’s shit

Remember when Benedict Cumberbatch voiced the Grinch? I don’t know how as it never happened

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