Films, songs, albums, TV Shows etc that don't exist

I’m in Manchester and I’m seeing posters for something called ‘Fisherman’s Friends 2’ everywhere

a sequel that doesn’t exist to a film that doesn’t exist starring actors who don’t exist

my feeling is that it’s been made up by the government as some sort of post-Brexit cultural bombardment

oh really?!

please elaborate

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dunno about any of these, chief.

the midnight sun that’s part of the Twilight series exists.

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Elba is a standard marker of a film not existing

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The Mountain Between Us is good.

but does it exist?

yes.

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Mank

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Also file under “posting pictures of people who look like Black Country, New Road so for once I don’t have to”

Bet this has aged like a fine wine in a parallel universe where it existed

Genuinely had to zoom in on the names to check if this was a film or TV adaptation, which tells its own story.

It was on at the Leicester Square Cineworld for ages, far longer than it was on at any of their other sites, so long that I almost went to see it just out of curiosity as to why it was hanging around. I didn’t though.

Can I urgently reassure you all in an universe where it does exist, this is still a version aimed at children and families

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hard pass on this one

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