All the Silent Bob and Jay shit, including Mallrats and the other ones before they really became a thing in their own right.

*I haven’t seen more than about 40 mins of any of these films

Transformers

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Hostel
Saw
Any of those shitty torture-style films. Go away.

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I still enjoy the first one a lot but that is also while laughing at it, cracking thing to put on with a couple of others after you’ve been to the pub. It was always a really cheesy film mind, the “kiss of life” or whatever at the end is silly.

*Films that should not have been made into films

The original Saw is a great film.

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Subthread: Films that should be made into franchises

The Golden Compass / His Dark Materials

girl who played lyra must be in her 30s by now

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The Golden Compass wasn’t a very good film though. Pretty, but incredibly dull - not a patch on the source material.

The BBC are making a TV series of it at the moment. First series will be eight episodes. No idea if that corresponds to the first book, or what.

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Only 22 - she starred in Skins too:

Marvel 1
Marvel 2
Marvel 3
Marvel 4
Marvel 5
Marvel 6
Marvel 7

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final destination
even the title precludes it

always quite enjoy a Final Destination film - if I come across one on the TV I get sucked in very easily

they are silly - but there are enough possible / improbable death scenarios to keep them interesting

The last (/most recent) has an incredible twist at the end as well.

don’t think I’ve seen the latest one - need to check it out

Bah - think I just managed to spoiler myself trying to find out if i’ve seen the last FD film or not

shakes fist an internet

banned act

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