#103

Rambo is the answer here. First one is incredible. All subsequent ones are not just shite but undermine the first one. Can’t think of another series with a bigger gulf in quality between the first and the second.

#104

ROSCOE and MARLON are off on a nice adventure and it’s all about them going into town and buying some Mission Deli wraps

MARLON: Roscoe, I love Mission Deli wraps

ROSCOE: Yes I have noticed that you love Mission Deli wraps.

MARLON: You were very observant to have noticed that

ROSCOE: Funny you should say that because I LEARNED SOME OBSERVATION SKILLS FROM MY OLD NINJA MENTOR JASTRO MIKANUS SEVEN YEARS AGO. HE DISAPPEARED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BUT SOME BELIEVE HE WAS HAVING EXCITING ADVENTURES AS AN UNDERCOVER AGENT IN THE HIMALAYAS

MARLON: What a weird thing to just mention out of nowhere. shrugs

ROSCOE: We’re nearly at the shop, I think.

MARLON: It was easier when there was that newsagents up the road from the flat

ROSCOE: You’re not wrong there, Marlon. That was a good newsagents. IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I MET MY ESTRANGED OLD GIRLFRIEND BEFORE POLITICAL DIFFERENCES LED TO THE DISSOLUTION OF OUR RELATIONSHIP I WONDER WHERE SHE IS NOW

MARLON: But you didn’t meet your estranged old girlfriend at the old newsagents

ROSCOE: No but it still reminded me of it, because I met her in that prisoner of war camp where they served the POWs the same brand of microwaveable lasagna that they sold at the newsagents

MARLON: But shops sell all kinds of different brands of lasagna. By the way Roscoe when are we ever going to get to the shop, I really want to eat some raw Mission Deli wraps straight out the packet

ROSCOE: I’VE HEARD TELL TO THE EAST OF TRAVELLING WRAITHS WHO EAT MISSION DELI WRAPS IN MUCH THE SAME WAY AND THEY ARE ALLEGEDLY SEARCHING FOR THE HIDDEN TREASURE OF MUBUNKUTAR

MARLON: HEAVENS TO BETSY Roscoe, I’m just hungry for continental bread and y-y-y-y-y-y… y-y-y-y-you keep just setting up all these bullshit secondary plots and… an-an-and it’s doing my nut in, ya know?! Why can’t we just be quiet from now on and just concentrate on reaching the denouement of the primary storyline we have here about the tortilla transaction we set out to arrange

FREEZE FRAME ON MARLON’S FACE LIKE THE END OF THE 400 BLOWS
THEN THE CREDITS ROLL
THEN THERE’S A POST-CREDITS SCENE

MARLON: (incoherent vocalisations of anger)

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#105

X-Men. Too much baggage to ever stand on their own as one film, let alone however many they’ve made now (it feels like it’s been about 300). Always chuck ever more convoluted plot devices to try and find stuff for its multitude of wholly unnecessary supporting characters to do as well.

#106

Die Hard, Die

#107

Apparently it’s no longer Harry Potter, it’s the J. K. Rowling’s Wizarding World franchise :confused:

#110

The Animatrix is great! Some really good stories combined with fantastic animation. The story about the sprinter has stuck with me since I saw it first.

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#112

He runs so fast he breaks through the Matrix itself? I think? I just remember the animation really well and how much it freaked me out back then.

#114

Actually all of them are great but the matrix is super awesome. I liked it.

#115

Yeah. I’ve seen most of them, but I can’t differentiate between any of them at all now. It’s one big mutant mush. Jennifer Lawrence keeps me coming back though.