“You what it’s like trying to make you Die? Harder?”

that’s a pretty fucking good snake. I dunno if it’s worth five dollars, but its pretty fucking good

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“You what it’s like trying to make you Die? Hard? With a vengeance?”

The cop that couldn’t slow down

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Billy and The Coppersauraus

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what do you want me to die hard for? point oh

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I’d rather Live Free or Die Hard!
(havent seen it)

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who’s that mental cunt standing out there SINGING IN THE RAIN

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Oh, so that guy’s a Terminator Too?

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“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Fred Claus.”

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Frankly my dear, I don’t know what you did last summer!

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“And in conclusion, it was these chapters of numerous Star Wars which led to the Return of The Jedi”

Oh great, so the road is closed for resurfacing? This really is a nightmare on Elm Street.

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“You want the truth?”
“I WANT THE TRUTH!”
“You can’t HANDLE The Truth About Cats And Dogs”

“How many of the men?”
“All of them. All of the Presidents Men.”

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“What time apocalypse?”

That Candidate is from Manchuria.
You mean…?
Yes

*note to self -write a script called the Mancunian Candidate-

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“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got Trainspotting?”

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Drink up, Judah Ben Hur