#59

I’d rather Live Free or Die Hard!
(havent seen it)

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#60

who’s that mental cunt standing out there SINGING IN THE RAIN

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#61

Oh, so that guy’s a Terminator Too?

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#62

“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Fred Claus.”

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#63

Frankly my dear, I don’t know what you did last summer!

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#64

“And in conclusion, it was these chapters of numerous Star Wars which led to the Return of The Jedi”

#65

Oh great, so the road is closed for resurfacing? This really is a nightmare on Elm Street.

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#66

“You want the truth?”
“I WANT THE TRUTH!”
“You can’t HANDLE The Truth About Cats And Dogs”

#67

“How many of the men?”
“All of them. All of the Presidents Men.”

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#68

“What time apocalypse?”

#69

That Candidate is from Manchuria.
You mean…?
Yes

#70

*note to self -write a script called the Mancunian Candidate-

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#71

“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got Trainspotting?”

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#72

Drink up, Judah Ben Hur

#73

“I’m Spartacus”
“I’m Spartacus”
“Fucking slap it up you, you Tory bastards, we are fucking nationalising Spartacus!”

#74

here’s a line from the script for you

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#75

Lets do this!
Lets fucking smash this script as a DiS collab effort.
Scout could give us all the locations etc

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#76

then i can get sheeldz to do a dramatic reading of it

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#77

Audiobook version with all our diff accents as the diff MPs etc
Throw in a bunch of lines from the “things only your parents say” thread too.
Practically writes itself!

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#78

Not just singing in the rain, but singing about how he’s singing in the rain, in the rain.